Ode to Womanhood

Being a woman is oh so fun
we experience every symptom under the sun.

From bloated bellies to tender breasts
we all love PMS.

One minute smiling the next, insane yelling
Oh, the tears, I can feel them welling

For no good reason I feel sad
then with a flash of the eyes I'm crazy mad

My poor husband knows all too well
PMS is his personal hell.

Oh, PMS I know you won't last long
in a few short days, I'll sing a new song.

I will be overcome with painful cramps
and my new best friend will be TAMPAX.