Kids: Still Cracking Me Up

My belly hurts today. Too much ab stretching? Gas? Not sure.
I was groaning in class today and a kid asked if I was OK...


Me: Yeah, my belly just hurts a little today.

Kids: Maybe it's the baby!! Maybe he's kicking you really hard!

Me: No, I can tell when he's kicking. This is different.

A VERY concerned kid: Maybe he's BITING YOU!

Me: (chuckle) No, I don't think so.

Kids: Yeah! I bet he's biting you!

Me: Guys, he doesn't have any teeth. I'm sure he's NOT biting me. Let's move on.

Kid: Maybe you just need to go to the bathroom.


Awesome. I took the advice and felt a little better. HA!